King Dong : A Monster Movie Parody

by the Perv Otaku

Based on `` King Kong '', Screen turn by Saint James the Apostle Creelman and Ruth Rose, from an idea conceived by Edgar Edgar Wallace and Marian C. Cooper

And the ancestor said : `` And lo, looker looked upon the persuasiveness of the beast. And she stayed her feet from running. And from that day, she was as one enslaved. '' - Old Japanese Proverb

ACT I

The ship sat quietly at the loading dock as Easton approached. A individual safety device stood post at the aisle. `` Hey, is this the motion-picture show crew ship ? '' he asked.

'' The penetration ? Yeah, this is the one, '' the sentry duty answered. `` Why, are you in the crew ? You going on this crazy ocean trip ? ``

'' What 's so demented about it ? '' Easton asked.

'' I dunno, but there are a lot of hearsay floating around that something ai n't quite justly about this ship and the guy in charge of it. ``

'' You mean Karl Dickem, right ? ``

'' That 's the one, '' the guard said. `` I hear he likes to shoot grownup films in alien localization, as close as he can to the wildlife, has miss strut around naked the right way following to World Tamil Association and hooey. ``

'' Yeah, he 's a bit extreme, alright, '' Easton acknowledged.

'' Hey, you, what do you want ? '' shouted someone from on table the ship.

'' Is Dickem on board ? I need to see him. I 'm Easton, his talent agent, '' Easton said.

'' Shit, get up here, then. You bettor have good news for him, he 's been going out of his mind. ``

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The police chief was in his cabin with Karl discussing their trouble. `` intelligence 's gotten out that we 're carrying an arsenal in the hold. We 'll probably birth an inspector on board tomorrow, and he 's not going to be glad to see all your guns and gas turkey that we do n't have proper paperwork for. ``

'' Goddammit. If we get into a effectual tangle, we 'll miss our window for good weather condition before monsoon season Set in, '' Karl growled.

'' I 'll still get you there, '' the captain said.

Karl replied, `` Oh, of path you will, but shooting outdoors when it 's raining for two third of the day only fucks up the schedule and budget. ``

'' Even so, you always come back with a film, and everybody says there 's no porn film director like Karl Dickem, '' said the captain.

Easton and the early man came in at that consequence. `` Easton ! Where the fuck have you been ? I was about to go call you, '' Karl declared.

'' Damn, I would n't cause bothered coming out here if I 'd know that, '' said Easton.

Karl made unveiling. `` This is Easton, my most true talent agent. Easton, captain Anglerod, and the guy who led you in is Jack Enoff, my Male thespian for this shoot. Now where 's the miss you promised to get hold me ? ``

'' Ca n't be done, Dickem, '' Easton answered.

'' Bullshit. You 've got to. You 're the only when broker left in this stinkin'townsfolk that will deal with me. I 'm relying on you, '' Karl said.

'' face, I 've personally got nothing against you, Karl, but your report is too much now. None of the girls want to go near you with your recklessness and your arcanum, '' protested Easton.

'' nether region, he has n't even secern me where exactly where we 're going yet, '' Anglerod said.

'' See ? It 's bullshit like that keeping me from finding a little girl to send off with you to God knows what, '' said Easton.

'' Irish bull, you make it sound like I 've never brought anybody back alive ! '' Karl said. `` And I suppose Los Angeles is n't dangerous at all ! There are heaps of girls out there in more peril on the city streets than they 'd ever be in with me ! ``

'' At to the lowest degree in L.A. they know what they 're in for, '' Easton mumbled.

'' I need a girlfriend tonight, Easton. We 're setting out at aurora tomorrow, '' Karl demanded.

'' What 's the goddamn hurry, Karl ? ``

'' I have my understanding. ``

'' flavor, shtup you, man. If this is how you 're operating now, I 'm glad I could n't find you a girl, '' Easton said.

'' Fuck you right back. I 'm not giving up just because you 're too incompetent to observe me a girl with a backbone. I 'm going to make believe the cracking porn flick the humans has ever seen, something cypher 's even dreamed of, '' Karl said, making he way to the door.

'' Where are you off to ? '' Anglehorn asked.

'' I 'm going to get a young lady for this film, even if I have to take a harlot off a street corner ! '' Karl declared.

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'' well, I do n't usually see you around here this late, Karl, '' the barkeeper said.

'' Shut up and give me a whiskey, '' Karl snapped back. `` I 'm in a real position and I need a deglutition. skilful make it a double. ``

'' Sure, Karl, calm down. take in your drinkable, go have a posterior, relax and bask the girls. We 've got some fresh faces tonight I think you 'll delight. I know I have, '' the bartender replied, handing over the glass. Karl did as he suggested and found a station up against the stagecoach. The girl there was just finishing her terpsichore. She gathered the tips that had collected on level along with her discarded lingerie, and left.

A new song started up as the next little girl came out, this one a blonde with shoulder-length wavy hair. Her movement were amateurish and clumsy but showed potential difference. The handful of drunken supporter did n't look to listen though, especially when she stripped out of her bra, unleashing her DD breasts. When she got around to removing her step-in with a brandish, she suddenly seemed more in her element. She stopped bothering with dance whole tone and started practically making love life to herself on stage, her workforce roaming up and down the bend of her body, making a show of squeezing her ass and her titty. She spread her slender legs wide and ran her fingerbreadth up and down through the boneheaded hair surrounding her kitty, all but masturbating for the enjoyment of her audience.

Karl fished a five dollar bill from his wallet and waved it so she could see. She smiled, got down on all fours, and crawled seductively across the stage to him. He teased her by pulling it back to reap her closer, close decent to look into her shining aristocratic eyes, and then held it out to her so she could snatch it from his fingers with her teeth. She stood up and paraded around the edge of the stage, letting the cheering men all get a closely spirit. As the music reached its end, she collected her lead and lingerie, then departed the stage with one finish feel directly at Karl. He winked at her.

He left his seat, moved to a table away from the stage, and waited for her to come to him. He smiled wide as she approached, panties back on but her tit swinging exempt. She came around behind him and leaned down, pressing them into his back. `` Hey there mister, can I interest you in a buck private dance ? ``

She was n't afraid to get consecutive to the point. Karl liked that. `` Lead the way, '' he replied. Of course he knew the way to the back rooms perfectly well, but this way he got to check her ass some more as he followed her there. Once the threshold closed behind him, he placed a generous sum of money of money on the board and sat back. The girl settled into his lap immediately, rubbing her body up against his. `` So what 's your level, sweet nerve ? How 'd you end up in this shit mess cartoon strip club ? ``

'' Oh, Sami as a lot of the early girls, '' the sexy blond replied. `` Too slutty in high school, finally got knocked up my fourth-year class. Parents disowned me. I had to mail the kid into further concern, then I came here to try to eke out a life doing the alone stuff and nonsense I 'm good at. ``

Karl smiled. He sensed that street smartness were the only thing that kept her from being every bit the bimbo she looked like. He moaned softly in delight as she waved her titty in his human face. `` You ever do any film ? ``

'' I was a fluffer girl for a couple. They were going to fall in me a tv camera part for the next one, but the studio closed down suddenly. ``

'' Ah, lousy fly-by-night surgical operation. Listen. You know who I am ? '' Karl asked.

'' Should I ? '' the female child said.

'' Karl Dickem, at your service. ``

'' The erotica director that films in hobo camp and stuff ? ``

'' That 's me. What about you, you one of these urban center young lady that loses her diddly if she sees a rat or some bugs ? ``

'' No sir, born and raised in the country. ``

'' What 's your public figure, fresh cheeks ? ``

'' Anne. Anne Deeper, '' she answered.

'' Anne, I think you may be thoroughgoing for my succeeding film. It 's escapade, celebrity, money, and we leave tomorrow dayspring on an sea voyage to take us there. Think of it : a relaxing and sexy sea cruise, what better way to open a porno celluloid ? Are you concern ? ``

She regarded her unexpected benefactor. He was middle-aged, rather corpulence, starting to go bald, and had the air of a huckster used car salesman about him. In other words, a genuine Hollywood director, pornography or otherwise. He was clearly as untrustworthy as any of them, and that did n't affair in the slightest. `` Oh, absolutely I am ! '' Anne said, nodding her header. `` What do I have to do ? ``

'' Well now, I need to establish trusted you can cut it. Hold a little sense of hearing for you, if you know what I mean, '' Karl said with a sly smile.

'' We are n't supposed to fuck client in the back rooms though, '' she protested.

Karl put a reassure paw on her nerve. `` Hey now, I wo n't tell. Besides, if you show me you 've got what it takes, you 'll never experience to number back here again. '' Anne nodded, got to her knees, and got busy undoing Karl 's pants. She had his strong shaft in her rima oris practically the moment it sprung free. Karl moaned, `` Ohhhhhhhh yes, that 's mightily. Let me see your veridical talent. ``

Determined to print him, she took it all the way inside, stuffing her mouth with his marrow. Fortunately he was only of average size. She bobbed her head teacher up and down, fucking him with her facial expression. Then she paused at the top of a CVA and swirled her natural language around his cock header, teasing it, massaging it. Her experience was obvious, and the increase volume of his moans encouraged her onward. She licked downward along his shaft, and then back up.

'' Come up here, girl, and let me at those tits of yours, '' Karl demanded. At this power point her pussy was burning to feel his rod inside her, so she straddled him and slid her dripping slit easily over its length. He moaned again and quickly attacked her knocker, squeezing them with his hands and licking and sucking them with his mouth. It was Anne 's go to moan now as she moved her hips up, down, and around, grinding his prick against her insides.

'' Let me see that skillful ass of yours, '' Karl requested next, pushing her off his lap. She obediently stood up, turned around, and bent down over the table. She felt him give her ass a couple of good spanks, and then he reentered her cunt hard from fundament. She gasped at the quick incoming and moaned deeply as he pounded his tool into her rapidly. `` Fuuuuck yeeess ! You 've got a real slovenly woman 's instinct for this, Anne. You 've got the job. throng a bag and satisfy us at the docks. I 'll give you the savoir-faire. Now turn around and finish me off. ``

She got back to her human knee and resumed suction and licking his putz, this time with the taste of her own juices on it too. Finally, she heard him reaching his coming, and eagerly salute down the quick jism that filled her mouth.

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As the ship headed out, Anne stood on deck, marveling at the activity of the sailors. One of them, shouting social club to the others, backed into her without looking, nearly knocking her over. `` What the— what are you doing out on deck ? '' he demanded.

'' I 'm bad, I was just so rum about everything. I do n't mean to be in the way, '' Anne said.

'' You 're the young lady that Dickem dredged up, are you ? '' he asked.

'' Yes, I 'm Anne. This is all so charge ! My first substantial role and my first time on a ship, '' she said.

'' I 'm Jack. I 'm actually your co-star, but I used to be in the navy so I 'm helping out on card too, since we 're understaffed. I do n't know what Karl is thinking with this trip. If we did n't necessitate you for the shoot, well, a ship is no post for a woman, '' Jack declared.

'' Oh, afraid I 'll be a beguilement ? '' Anne challenged.

Jack smiled with a lewd glint in his eye, `` I know for certain you will be. ``

Anne smiled back. He certainly looked like a navy man, square-shouldered with the demeanor of substantial strength but also bailiwick. `` well then, doodly-squat, I look forward to working under you, and on top of you too. Until then I 'll do my best to persist out of the way. ``

'' See that you do, '' gob said, and headed off back to work.

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As night fell, most of the navy man started settling down into their built in bed below decks. This came to an disconnected end when the room access opened and Anne stepped in. `` Oh, hello there. So this is where you all have gotten off to, '' she said.

'' You lost, ma'am ? '' one of the Panama asked. `` I thought you 'd been delegate one of the cabins. ``

'' Well yes, I was, but I got lonely and thought I 'd explore the ship a little, '' she said, deliberately rubbing up against each man as she stepped into their midst. `` I do n't suppose you male child screw how to keep a girl company ? ``

The navy man gave each other uncertain looks. `` wellspring sure, but… '' one began, then trailed off.

'' We thought you were only on board for shooting that picture, '' another finished.

'' boy, boys ! '' Anne said cheerfully. `` Have n't you ever find out of dry run ? '' The sailors looked at each other again, until one of them finally took the go-ahead. He was standing behind Anne, so he reached around her with both hands and took delay of her chest, giving them a good squeeze. `` Mmmm, that 's in good order, '' Anne encouraged, leaning back into him.

At that, the men jumped into natural action. One pulled her towards him and gave her a deep candy kiss with a strong groping of her boob, then he passed her along to the next man, who did the Same. As each navy man took his turn, she felt her skirt get pulled off, then her blouse, then her panty and bra. By the time she was naked, half the men were too, and the former one-half were hastily getting there. She felt a hard peter rubbing against her ass face, and with a big smile she leaned down to take another shaft into her mouth.

She moaned as the sailor behind her pushed into her kitty, which was hatful wet and set with anticipation. She eagerly sucked on the one in her mouth as she got pounded from behind with zip. She guessed the guy inside her probably had n't gotten laid in a while. perdition, well-nigh of them probably had n't. He did n't close long, either. She felt him go tense and fire off his jism inside her with a tawdry groan. He pulled away and was instantly replaced by another cock. She reached for a spare prick to her right field and guided it towards her mouth, displacing the guy she had been sucking.

Though it was cramped living quarters, each of the sailor boy shuffled around her and took their turns in Anne 's mouthpiece and depositing their loads inside her snatch. She 'd had two orgasms herself by this time. Yet when the last one finished, she did n't feel slaked yet. She looked around and found a sailor whose peter was about quick to go again, and guided him to sit down on a bunk. She dipped two fingerbreadth into her pussy and scooped out a mixture of her juices and the collective cum of the piece sailors, then pushed the fingerbreadth into her bastard to get it ready. She straddled the sailor, easing her pussy down onto his corpse rod, then looked back over her shoulder and said, `` Well follow on boys, my ass ai n't gon na overgorge itself ! ``

Three of the sailors suddenly discovered renewed look in their cocks and stepped forward. The closest one sank his meat into Anne 's hinder doorway while the other two hung back to wait their turns. Anne moaned loudly, and said, `` That 's it, replete me up, make it to me hard ! '' The sailor behind her complied with the postulation and pounded her rapidly, while she did her best to impart some of that apparent motion to moving up and down on the cock beneath her.

With a short oink, the sailor finished off inside her for a irregular time and stepped back. Once again, the early men eagerly took twist stuffing her with their cocks and filling her with their cum. Anne was too meddlesome moaning to continue giving them far verbal encouragement, but they needed none anyway as they kept both her pussy and ass filled. She was close to her coming, but could see that she was running out of sailors again, and needed to demand matters into her own manus. Or rather, she took her breasts into her own hands, and gave both her nipples a severely arrest. This put her body over the edge, and back arched as she screamed out in climax. She had a concluding, smaller climax as the last-place of the men dumped his arcsecond load of the night into her.

She gathered up her clothes, not bothering to put them on, and with a big smiling said, `` Thanks a lot boys, we 'll consume to do it again sometime. Good nighttime, now. '' She slipped back out of the crew quarters, and could hear them hiss and holloa in hold. She walked back to her cabin in the quiet moonlight, totally nude and with a terrifying quantity of cum dripping down her thighs.

Continued in Act II

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