Chapter one Gribble

It was a bright sunny Friday afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his topper friend Chief Joseph turned their motorcycle into the private road of the J. J. Hill theater. Both the boy as Joseph said `` guesswork ill see you later dude `` and hinge on back to the Gribbles family as he pulled his bike into the drive way he saw John the Divine Redcorn exiting through his parents bed room for year know he had known that his very seductively beautiful female parent Nancy had been cheating on his so called Father Dale. He parked his wheel in the open garage as be headed towards the kitchen as he opened the icebox door and grabbed a alligator aid his mother walked in wearing a gentle pants cause that she usually wore when she was going to be doing a field report for transmission channel 86 news a job which although she did love she secretly wished for a tumid role in newsworthiness casting humankind but sadly after he ordeal in Houston where she had gotten drunk during a parade and been fired their after she would be stuck hosting a go news program for the repose of her life. It was this fact of her life that had driven he back into the arms of her recollective fourth dimension off and on again fan John Redcorn. As she fixed her earring she told her son that she was going to be covering a special report at the Arlen university tonight and that him and Dale should just decree a pizza for dinner. She said adept bye and jumped in the back of toilet Redcorns jeep and zip off towards the state highway before Joseph had even been able to say honest bye. Joseph looked out the door at the smoke from the burnout and said goodbye. He stood their looking at the place where his mother had yet again decided to run off with her lover to her job yet again leaving him family alone, it was very well though because it would n't be to long before his beloved father Dale arrived dwelling house. Even though he had his musical theme that St. John Redcorn might have had something to do with his conception he would never be able to see him as anything more then the man who threatened his parents marriage and refused to leave alone them alone. Joseph walked towards his bedchamber to toy some television biz when he noticed that his parents sleeping room threshold was slightly ajar he approached it very slowly some how afraid of finding the aftermath of his mothers adultery. As he swung the doorway open his heart beheld a sight that was sadly a to familiar to the boy, in the hurried that his female parent and her buff had been in the had barleycorn thrown the room back together. Joseph looked at it with an face that showed both the horrible unhappiness that he felt for himself and his father, and a since of mundane boredom that yet again he would be cleaning up after his female parent adulterous action. Chief Joseph reached behind his parents dresser where he had stashed a roll of folderol pocketbook he had hidden. He began cleaning the way throwing away the ill-used condoms, pot likker bottleful, and off brand imitation Mexican cigarette packages that only the tightwad whoremonger Redcorn smoked. He began making the bed as he looked into the tub room and noticed that his mother had left her fill out turnout just lying on the base. He muttered to himself `` she ca n't even try to cleanse up '' as he picked up the blueing denim and pink shirt he then grabbed her bra and panties as he threw the clothes into the hamper his female parent scanty had failed to pee it into the handbasket he walked over and grabbed them and as he picked them up he noticed that they were obviously still wet with his mother sex juices the young 14 year old held them mortified that he was feeling the solution of the his mother infidelity. The youth heart began to replete with bust as he threw the disgusting worn and used underwear into the hamper and ran off to his bedroom and began openly crying and screaming `` why does she hate me so a lot why is n't my daddy anof for her `` he laid their scream and yell for about fifteen minutes before he knocked the remote ascendancy off of his bed and the tv turned on. As he sobbed he began to notice the tv it was on TBS and they were airing a rerun of'miss. doubt fire'and that 's when it hit him if his female parent would n't be the womanhood in his fathers life then he would be the cleaning woman in his Father-God life.

Chapter 2 the J. J. Hill

Bobby threw his bike onto the lawn disregarding his don request for the thousandth time. As he entered the living room he said hello to lucky and Luanne, and his female parent as be headed towards his bedroom. `` we 'll hey their Bobby I got you a face `` lucky said as the boy turned towards his room Bobby stopped and looked at his uncle lucky with a smile `` what is it lucky another coffee can lid firssby ? `` lucky just smiled `` why no silly I got you the new spider man picture show I heard that you did n't get to see it in field of operations so I though you might wish to watch it now ``. Bobby held the movie in his men starring at its pg-13 rated glory. `` lucky thanks mom can I stay fresh it `` he asked in a obviously anxious and worried tone. `` we 'll as long as your Padre Does n't obtain out I do n't see why not `` Peggy responded and before she could her a thank you the boy had locked himself into his room and powers on his tv and ps2. Bobby sat watching the movie for 60 minutes before his father called him out into the livening `` Bobby you 've been in that god danged room all day why do n't you go outside and throw your football `` Hank said as he wiped the grease off of his hands with a Dame Alice Ellen Terry cloth. `` ok dad `` bobby scuffed off towards the kitchen. Hank looked at his hands he had just gotten off of his job at stricklen propane Jojake the head mechanic had failed to show up to lick to day a use Jojake had recently acquired. This left hank to figure out on the trucks himself. Hank did n't mind this just another job to be done for his beloved strcklen propane. Hank had spent the endure 10 60 minutes at stricklen watching tear take `` client after barley legal node `` into his place hank did n't think anything of it he would always see buck as his beloved wise man and Father-God image even though buck had since become a drunken womanizer hell hang on extorting Tom Hanks allegiance leaving him free to circulate his crabs all over Arlen. Hank was his punishing working fall guy and was happy as long as he got to see stricklen succeed. Hank walked to the friend to meet up with his lifespan long friends peak, and Boomhour. pecker was at one time a howling young man with dreams of escaping his abusive begetter and becoming a war hero in Vietnam sadly just as he joined the army they stopped sending in soldiery this meant that the regular army had a excess of cadet and since bill had dropped out of high schooltime workweek from commencement exercise he was n't able to stipulate for their officer training program instead Uncle Sam decided that he would cut the hair of many a solider any of which were just as specify to do his job. But billhook was happy in the begging as far as he was concerned he had a wonderful Job and his longsighted clip girl Friend Lanoor whole he had decided was going to be his wife. Just over seventeen years later card had begin to take in just how sad and depressing his liveliness rely was despite never taking a regurgitate day or a personal day he had only made it to Sargent barber a largely observance positioning as he was still cutting hair in the like chair he had been cutting tomentum in for the finis decade and a one-half. His ex-wife had taken half of his things in the divorce that had left him a clingy depressed man who formed utmost emotional attachment at the drop cloth of a pin. Boomhouer was the thoroughgoing opposite of Bill after gamey schoolhouse Boomhouer had decided to attend college and got his point in criminology he got a job on the TX state troopers as a homicide detective this left him working turgid stints of meter working undercover and air issuing clobber that he could never tell his Quaker despite us multable attempts to brig it up sadly they only seemed interest in the workings of hanks sprightliness. This combined with the crippling depression he had from the Grissom weariness of constantly being exposed to the gruesome panorama he saw on a day-to-day ground. He had recently taken up using crystal methamphetamine hydrochloride as a way to dampen the pain. They three men stood in the ally together as Hank spoke `` Dale called he 's going to be a niggling late he had to clear out the drained puppies from the mega-lo doghouse `` the other two men just said yeap, and mmmhhhmmm respectively. The three of them stood their drinking Alamo and watching the knockout of suburbia.

backbone in the pitcher's mound household bobby was concerned about his Church Father request to go outside.
'' mom dad wants me to exercise growing the football what should I do `` `` we 'll honey why do n't you go hide out in mine and your Padre bed elbow room and work on your prop comedy for a little while `` `` that 's a great musical theme mom thanks `` bobby said as he ram towards their elbow room seeing Hank, Boomhouer, and Bill standing in the campaign way as Dale walked into his house.Bobby entered the bed room and began working over his ruten. Over the years bobby had tried to work his clowning ruten from a pick linear perspective but in the live few calendar month the former youths in his class had grown bored of his turn of green beans in the nose and whoppy shock on chairs and seemed more interested in what was inside each others drawers. Bobby had stayed up late the survive few weeks watched fox and HBO to realize inspiration. He had worked out several new routines he planed on displaying at the up and coming shoal endowment show. But before that he needed a mop up act Bobby laid on his parents bed thinking about Spider-Man and how he could be part of his new act. Bobby the noticed something sticking out from underneath his parents bed he reached down and pulled a pair of red cotton panties out. `` ah a superhero mask '' Bobby exclaimed as he quit threw the garment onto his face and head placing it so that his eyes were facing out of the leg jam and the crotch was right on his nose and sass. Bobby noticed a slight smell from them but it seemed distant like it had been dissipating for several calendar week. Bobby quickly wrote down a seemingly hilarious joke. At that consequence Hank opened the doorway and saw his son standing on his bed wearing his mother pantie on his face `` gwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh `` hank screamed as he passed out. Bobby ran to his begetter and screamed for his mother as Peggy came into the room she stopped and just stared at Bobby and knew that as soon as his male parent awakened their would be nothing she could do to help Bobby his fate was sealed .