`` Breaking news at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Smith is interrupting her vacation to bring you this tale. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd like to thank Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The tv camera pans over to Mickey's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the setting of a crime when Tinker Vanessa Bell was stolen. Scomber japonicus Bell usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top floor. ''

The tv camera pans back to the window on the recess of the top floor above Paddy's hat.

'' Staying in the suite last night were tennis superstar, Urania Hotbody, sassy from her K jibe win in the US clear. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the couple had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first base pinch that something was wrong was this morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the Movie set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing brownie dust. Later the housekeeping staff found that tinkerer bell shape was missing from the retinue, and there was no sign of Hotbody or Onanism. ``

'' I have with me police chief Steve Virginia McMath of the 15th precinct, he was an eye attestor to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into tinkerer Bell's disappearance. Captain Ginger Rogers ? ``

The handsome police police captain looms almost comically over the bantam reporter, who is holding
her microphone high up so the Captain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a unruffled
baritone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' well Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render assist. Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, sure sketch case count as persons for the intent of the penal code, we think Tinker Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's tracks, and continue to fly down Hollywood boulevard. It flew into the wall painting at the end, and continued to go down Sunset Boulevard in the wall painting. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically allow for me, or any other human, to be capable to follow them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from visual sense. ``

'' We're assembling a project force, and Captain Hudson River of the RSPD has offered assistance. As master Hudson is also a cartoon type, he has the ability to participate the mural and report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and music director of the car ; two other park guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. pulling out. ``

'' Thank you skipper. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go endure to Azneth Ian Smith on Hollywood boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the law have set up their criminal offence scene at the end of Hollywood avenue. ``

The camera pans over the picture, yellow crime scene tapeline marks off an sphere. Several police force military officer
are milling about. The tv camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brilliant blue devil sky. Then one of the police officeholder walks too close and
throws a vestige across the picture, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, chieftain Hudson of the RSPD entered the wall painting, in an attempt to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the background hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bigger. It becomes placeable as some sort of old fashioned car.

'' I see sea captain Hudson approaching. … Captain Hudson is of course a 1951 Hudson hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a very three
dimensional car and drives up to Captain Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doorway open. Four people get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
officers to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is topsy-turvyness as a host of newsman shout interrogative sentence at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting developments here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

maitre d' Ginger Rogers looks up, and stride towards the margin, while waving for the crowd to forgather.
The car follows along side of meat him. Captain Rogers speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can account that captain Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in reverberation ballpark. There was no planetary house of chub mackerel Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. masturbation. The Car 's driver, conductor, and the other two missing guests were found, apparently prophylactic but under a go of some description. We hope to discover more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of outcry dubiousness from the put together newsperson, but there was no more
selective information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct post house, the task military unit is considering what to do next. police captain Hudson is attending via video conference from his office, as he would not fit in the situation way. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some hacker has tapped into the video group discussion feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the country have picked up the feed.

skipper Rogers is about to mouth, when there is a sound everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if soul is playing a melodic line on a quartz chandelier. It's Scomber japonicus Vanessa Bell's spokesperson. Then with the familiar zing ! of a crescendo on the lechatelierite chandelier, tinkerer Bell appears above the conference table.

Tinker doorbell is not her usual cushy green ; she's glowing with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four notes, rather discordantly, followed by the sea bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Tinker Alexander Melville Bell is not felicitous. She launches into disconnected broadside of gong, near of the participants in the meeting look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fairy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley shameful guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and high pitched voice. `` Well, headwaiter, She's not well-chosen. She wants to eff what we're doing to feel her sister after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' interrogative police captain Rogers.

More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing pansy is in fact Tinker Bell's sister, ‘ tosser Bell.'tinker campana has been taking a vacation and her sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to tinker Melville Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice thing to say about your sister. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry police chief, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is mum as everyone digests this newsworthiness. One officeholder asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ winkle ?'''

More chime, and O'Mally translates, `` cayenne jasmine is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the office elbow room bursts open, and an officer clash into the room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis withdrawal 's livestream provender fit into life, and soon it is the most watched video on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. genus Venus is standing next to a bed, the bed is a Bodoni font take on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a cube of svelte beams.

From off camera, Alexis'vocalisation say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the intimate gong of a fairy voice, a well-chosen one this time. With a zing ! a faggot, presumably Wanker Vanessa Bell, darts into the picture from the left, trailing pixie debris behind her. The fag pauses above Venus, waves her wand, and a bolt of deception traveling to Venus, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Urania presents herself to the camera, munition open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience watching is too distracted by the luscious video display of Venus human body to notice practically else, including what clothes she had been wearing a second previously. They also might not observe the nance landing to her unexpended and growing to man size, while Alexis enters the movie from the right.

Both of them advance on the Naked Venus. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the display ), and the fagot in human mannequin only comes up to Urania'tit, a fact she takes reward of by sucking on one of Venus'mammilla. That might get some of the audience to notice tosser Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( Male ) cosplay fantasist. Most notably, her `` annulus ''. That skirt is just a few flutter of fabric, which cover nada, so it 's manifest the man size Wanker campana is all woman.

Alexis approaches genus Venus from the rightfulness, while he 's not as freakishly tall as Urania, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that strange combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social medium imperium, he also had a illustrious college football career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

tosser Vanessa Bell and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that Venus is still entirely on display, while they both plague her. Alexis'arm goes around genus Venus'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hired hand drops down to play with Venus'snatch. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, Venus loses physical contact with the story, she floats upwards a few inches, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could continue to suckle on a boob.

tosser Alexander Graham Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a teat in her mouth, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to take hold of cargo area of a foot, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Urania'response to the toe sucking is to let out a very gratify sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, wanker Bell performs a slow motion summersault, and half winding. first-class honours degree, her branch are spread, while extended towards the photographic camera, leaving absolutely no incertitude she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around Urania'caput, with her mouthpiece still on Venus'nipple. That stifles Urania'moans, but soon the faggot is moaning in her faggot way. A fairy 's groan sounds like various pipes from opposition ends of a tube pipe organ, in a very happy harmony.

jerk-off Bell lets go of genus Venus'tit and starts riding Venus'face, even though graveness should be in entirely the wrong commission for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his terms and floating off the bed. He uses genus Venus'leg to pull his font towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her luscious glory, a fact appreciated by a tumid proportion of the spectator. At her school principal, Wanker bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astraddle Venus'aspect implements of war thrown clear, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical theater accompaniment. At the other end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into genus Venus'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

Wanker doorbell is glowing more and more strongly, as passion and appreciation of what Urania is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed berth to steady herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the hotness of passionateness. Alexis has successfully discarded his pants and is now holding the other bed mail service with both hands, so he can cable his peter up with Venus'cunt. He successfully manages the slick midair docking evasive action, and you can hear his moan as he thrusts into her, even under the pansy tube organ moans.

Wanker Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's night outside the windows of the way. She is the reservoir of illumination for the unscathed scene, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an open flaming. Suddenly, the live provender cuts out. If you examined the final frames of the broadcast, which of course several viewers did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the heights of mania, she not only glowed, but seemed to explode. The blowup presumably knocked the television camera off the net.

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'' Earlier today, there was an explosion in the Sonoma valley ; we go live to Azneth Ian Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the scene. Azneth ? ``

'' wellspring Frank, I 'm here in the small picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's spot has set up a circumference around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me Sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's role. Sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' wellspring Azneth, at 11:03 this aurora, we got report card of a diminished explosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's surrogate who were first on the scene reported the grounds of the hotel were covered with glitter, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a risky substance. Hazmat units of the Sheriff 's office are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the consultation, and shows people in bright yellow plastic suits in the
footing of the hotel. Off photographic camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' serjeant-at-law Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to distinguish us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this morning, and there is now worry over possible… Excuse me, sergeant Crum seems to stimulate news program for us. ``

The camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's berth has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fugitive Mr. Alexis withdrawal and Ms. Urania Hotbody originated their broadcast this morning. The FBI also suspects that the plosion was caused by the fagot jerk-off chime, who was abducted by Mr. masturbation and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is pixie dust from tosser ship's bell. Pyxidanthera barbulata rubble is not harmful, but it can cause intoxication and undesirable escape in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to show up a convoy of black sport utility vehicle, with brightness level flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short conference, and
someone comes over to mouth to police sergeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the arrival of a squad of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco government agency of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the fugitive from justice shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the tarradiddle I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of tinkerer toll. As you may stimulate heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact Scomber japonicus Bell 's babe, not Scomber japonicus Bell herself, and she may have caused a pyxie detritus explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio apartment, Frank ? ``

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'' growing in the position in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI treater have been in contact with the runaway dyad. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the prim house, which is the B & B, and some masses wearing jacket crown with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front doorway. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A fairy is flying along with them. The radical hurries into a black van,
which drives off with igniter flashing, and an date. Sergeant Crum walking towards the television camera, a
clustering of reporters gathers around him, thrusting microphones towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation squad managed to hit contact with Mr. Onanism. Mr. Onanism seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However dialogue were successful, and Mr. pulling out, and Ms. Hank Williams agreed to surrender. A sprite, thought to be Wanker Bell is also cooperating with the investigating. Hazmat social unit are still working on decontaminating the surface area. ``

There is a volley of questions, but the camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively well-chosen closing to this sequence. Back to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go live to a press conference at the Orange County territorial dominion Attorney 's federal agency. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis coitus interruptus, and Ms. genus Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, CA, in connexion with the disappearing of Tinker Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was wanker gong, tinkerer Bell 's sister. It was in fact tosser bell shape who had gone missing from the hotel in a lawsuit of mistake identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. masturbation and Ms. Williams who were the dupe of a kidnap, by tosser Bell, by substance of ensorcellement. However, Mr. coitus interruptus and Ms. Williams have refused to press charge over this incident. The other four victims in this matter are similarly refusing to press charges. So currently, wanker Bell is free to go. Mr. Onanism would like to make a assertion. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would wish to thank tosser Bell for the rattling wedding present she has given us. I want to stress at no prison term were we under duress, and everyone consented to all events. Our risky venture into toonland, and in the real world will be a store that Urania and myself will treasure forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney fellowship for all disbursement incurred in relative to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to overleap all tutelage. That is all I have to say, give thanks you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of questions from the set up newsman .